Barbarians and Battles

Nate: I look like a barbarian. It's perfect!

Scene- Nate playing with the ships from Battleship and I'm sitting a few feet away from him

me: I don't understand why you're playing with those ships

Nate: Cause you're a girl

me: That doesn't have anything to do with it.

Nate: Girls don't like battles

me: That's not true. I like Lord of the Rings. No wait, like is an understatement.

Nate: What about love?

me: Still an understatement

Nate: How about 'want to marry'. Is that an understatement?

me: no comment